I love revenge-y flames. A while ago, I replied to a story with "Beware of Mary Sues. Also, it's a little disrespectful to the readers when an author doesn't bother to spell check." This was followed by a link to the Mary Sue Litmus test. A bit later, I got this review:
I'm just so sorry, I just do NOT like your story at all! It's so mature and isn't funny at all. I just do NOT wish to read any more chapters, and... LEAVE MY STORIES ALONE IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM!
There aren't anymore chapters, my dear... it said "one shot" on it. I'll leave the other obvious odities unsaid.