Hey, It Thinks It's a Troll!
So this all starts at my Sue of the Day. One of my reviewers likes to MST short passages of the tripe in question. So she leaves her review and some anonymous coward says:
Someone smart once told Vlad that if he has nothing nice to say, he shouldn't say anything at all.
Get my drift?
*dies laughing* Oh, I'm sorry. Were you trying to be serious?