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one stupid flame

I'm just dying with laughter here.

I must be on a roll today because this is my second rant since yesterday.



So yeah, I just fell asleep when I came home from work because I was dead tired. Eventually, I woke up to check my mail, only to come across this gem. I mean...this person is unbelievable.



Kikoken,

The following review has been submitted to: A Strange Crush Chapter: 1

From: Flame Rising ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1223755/ )
Reply URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/secure/review_pm.php?reviewid=50261574
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Good God. A fucking piece of shit from my ass could write better than this. How old are you? Five? Six?

What the fuck is wrong with you that you think you can write a story people want to read? The only people that like this crack-out piece of shit are other inbreds like you.

Please, do the rest of humanity a favor and never, ever write anything again.

Just to make sure, maybe you should jump off a cliff.

Got it?
Good.
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...What? I just burst out laughing when I saw that comment. To think this was left on the first chapter, the FIRST chapter. Obviously, I don't think this person read this fic before he/she/it *flamed* it. So I sent a comment of my own, answering everything.

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...LMFAO, what?

Good God. A fucking piece of shit from my ass could write better than this. How old are you? Five? Six?
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Oh dear, a flame! Lemme go cry my eyes out now! A flaming piece of shit from your ass can write better than this? Okay hotshot, then lemme see what you got. I highly doubt that you read this story thoroughly, because if you *did*, you would have seen that this is written better than the bad stories that are out there. And look...you read the first chapter and *gasp* flamed it! That shows your lack of intelligence dearie.

And I'm much older. Try...in the twenties, yeah.
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What the fuck is wrong with you that you think you can write a story people want to read? The only people that like this crack-out piece of shit are other inbreds like you.
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Again, didn't read the story, right? Look at the reviews moron. Obviously they have eighty-three reviews on five chapters. I take my time and write fanfiction. I don't rush my work. But of course, you took that opportunity to like, flame the first chapter because you're hot stuff! If you're going to flame, then you should flame the bad stories flying around, not my fics that I spent months working on. There's a reason why I haven't updated in a while.

I KNOW I can write something that people can write. Do get over yourself because you're full of um...shit. Plain and simple.
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Please, do the rest of humanity a favor and never, ever write anything again.
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No can do. I've been here longer than you have dear. You just created that account 2/19/07. That was what, nine days ago? And you wait until now, NOW to leave me one of THE most hilarious flames known to mankind?
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Just to make sure, maybe you should jump off a cliff.
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No, let me suggest something. How about you jump off that cliff and let me know how it is down there? Telling me to kill myself? Yeah, yeah, I'm feeling the love here. I'm here cracking up at you right now.

Have a good...wait, have a very bad day. You won't last too long here with an attitude like that.
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I don't know...flamers are so uncreative these days...D:

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This review was signed btw.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1223755/
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"Flame Rising" is a great username for the fellow. XD

Yeah, I think s/he may copypasta flames like this onto other fics? Because it doesn't say anything specific AT ALL. Very generic. At least read the summary and customize your flame a bit.

I'm amused.
Huh, this Flame Rising person says their turds and ass could write better stuff... yet when I looked at their ff.net bio, they have yet to post ANYTHING! Just a lousy community which probably helps nobody with anything. Just a waste of cyberspace. I'm sorry you had to receive this dribble... but it indeed was funny to read!
You should write her an email as reply from "your relative" saying that you took things to heart and jumped, and ask her if she wants to be invited for the funeral. :P

Seriously, the only thing such idiots do is to vent their own frustations on innocents, and when you confront hem about it they just go on like "I felt bad that day and didn't think about what I did." Yeah. Right. :P

Don't take the review to heart. Or even better, make it the center of a fanfic! I mean, that's exactly the kind of dung that students and co-workers use for mobbing people.
Even with my tiny contact list I've seen someone else who got the exact same flame from the same person. o.0 Such a lazy troll to resort to form-letter-flames... I think I'd be pretty sad to get a flame from such and obvious troll >.< Since it would mean I'd failed to get a real asshole riled up.

What fandom was the fic BTW? I know this person hit a chunk of the Naruto frontpage at one point.
Yuugiou unfortunately...-___-
This person's maturity is so amazing. [/sarcasm]