Ashlia (revolizandiditt) wrote in fic_flames,
Ashlia
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I just love when little kids flame....

This is just great. Don't you love when little kids flame your fic even though you warned the audience about what would be inside the link?

I love it.

I love it so much that I had fun replying to the 'anonymous' flame in the authors note in the beginning of the next chapter so that all my nice reviewers had a field day laughing in their next comments.

They call themselves 'straight_girls'



straight_girls:
YOUR INSULTING Jenny N.'s WORK!>By straight girl#1> you made Charlie GAY! ;_; you should be ashamed of yourself!
no offence but you are a BIG pervert! and why did you make Charlie a big icky gaylord idiot and Manfred a big ugly vampire pervert lord of gay people. And don't write stories for perverts or else you'll make them more perverty.>straight girl#2(we are straight and it's staying that way! or else who ever tries makes straight girls perverts or anything like that we won't be very happy).


Cutest thing you have ever seen huh?

First thing, do I care if they think I am a perv? The fic was rated PG-13 at the time of this flame (it went up about 2 ratings now though). And I said that it was slash aka boy on boy which I stated specifically.
Second, I didn't make anyone a gaylord or a vampire. WTF? Where the hell did they come up with that? I wasn't trying to make them gay. I'm not gay. Does that mean I can't write slash? HELL NO! Plenty of straight people write yaoi and slash. Who cares? It is their own business!

Here is my actual reply;
Well little girls, if you knew this was going to yaoi/slash, why did you read it? Its typically your own damn fault, not mine. Yes, I am pretty pervy, but then, so are most of the people on ff.net and aff.net - what the hell happened to you? I don’t recall making Manfred a gay vampire. Where did I ever call him a vampire? Oh, and maybe for your naïve minds, this will confuse you; I am not trying to make you gay or bi. FYI, I am a straight girl who writes slash as are many other girls who write guy on guy. Not everybody is gay on here, and the people who are, you shouldn’t bash. Act more mature next time you decided to flame a story for fun.





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no offence but you are a BIG pervert!

Uh.. girls? I hate to break it to you, but that sounds like you DO mean offence. At least, that's how it's coming across to me.

why did you make Charlie a big icky gaylord idiot and Manfred a big ugly vampire pervert lord of gay people.

... Is it bad that I thought of Manfred turning Charlie into a gaylord by sucking the straightness out of him? =X

(we are straight and it's staying that way! or else who ever tries makes straight girls perverts or anything like that we won't be very happy).

Nobody (but you) cares if you're straight or not. And the last sentence doesn't really make a whole lot of sense, the way it's worded. Or maybe I'm just not reading it right. -_-

In conclusion... that whole thing is made of stupid. By the way, what fandom is it? I'm not familiar with the names.
Um, sweetums? Dahhhhlings? The use of the words "big icky" plus ANY OTHER WORD in the UNIVERSE automatically makes any argument you have completely MOOT.

(By the way, hi, I'm new here. ^^)
I know, right? It was the funniest, most annoying thing I had ever read.

(Welcome ♥! Enjoy reading the nutty flames people post.)
"And don't write stories for perverts or else you'll make them more perverty."

*snerk* Sorry, but that made me laugh. Is perverty even a word?
Icky? Did this little paint huffer actually break out the word "icky"? They never read the disclaimers, not ever. In fact, it just encourages them most of the time.

And by they I mean "she" because there's no way in hell two girls wrote that review.
I have just got to say that "OMGZ Ur slash fic is trying to turn me GAY!1!" is one of my favorites. Apparently we are what we read. Also, perverty! Looks like a misspelling of poverty and sounds like a fruit snack. (Hi, also new here!)